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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
 
 
 
 
gnarliam:

literally me in the hallways
 
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  • Everyone: Oh my god, what is that in your ear?
  • Me: Well it's just my plug-
  • Everyone: You mean, GAUGES? OMG YOU HAVE GAUGES?
  • Me: They aren't gauges they're-
  • Everyone: Don't those hurt?!?
  • Me: No they don't as long as you do it right-
  • Everyone: How big do you plan on going? Have you seen those people who have them so like someone can fit their head through? Or those people who *gauge* their noses? Ewwww
  • Me:
  • Everyone: No offense but that's soooo gross, do you have any idea of what's going to happen when you want to find a job? What's gong to happen when you get older?
  • Me:
 
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killif0rnia:

did you try turning it off and on again
 
 
 
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luna-bambina:

Sublime reminds me of so many memories from being a kid haha. Used to be my shitt